Monday, December 29, 2008

Fun with Google Adsense

...and drive Toyota! Toyota is awesome! Toyota has been sponsoring blogs like mine fervently, keeping the google Adsense system in business!









WAIT!,









you scream,









I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE BUYING AMERICAN.









But G-M isn't sponsoring wonderful blogs like mine, like... TOYOTA is. TOYOTA supports American cars, and helps employ Americans, whose wages--non-union as they may be--nonetheless reflect UAW market conditions. TOYOTA doesn't want to see America fail.









Toyota: makers of the Paultan







and the Corolla







and many other cars. Like the Tundra, the Prius, the Camry, Solara, Highlander, Rav 4, and the Lexus line.

Other things that are cool are celebrity ring-tones to your phone by bands like the Jonas Brothers and acts like Miley Cyrus, thumbnails of Scarlett Johansson, and Saturday Night Live embeded videos of Rod Blagojevich, and news from your favorite sports teams, like the Baltimore Orioles, Boston Red Sox, New York Yankees, Chicago Cubs, Chicago White Sox, Colorado Rockies, San Diego Padres, LA Dodgers, New York Mets, Tampa Bay Rays, Philadelphia Phillies, Pittsburgh Pirates, Arizona Diamondbacks, and a host of other teams.

I also wish I could get supported by BCS bowl updates for bowls like the



EagleBank Bowl
Dec. 2011 a.m.
Washington, D.C.
Wake Forest 29, Navy 19
ESPN
New Mexico
Dec. 202:30 p.m.
Albuquerque, NM
Colorado St. 40, Fresno St. 35
ESPN
St. Petersburg
Dec. 204:30 p.m.
St. Petersburg, FL
South Florida 41, Memphis 14
ESPN2
Pioneer Las Vegas
Dec. 208 p.m.
Las Vegas, NV
Arizona 31, BYU 21
ESPN
R+L Carriers New Orleans
Dec. 218:15 p.m.
New Orleans, LA
Southern Miss 30, Troy 27 (OT)
ESPN
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia
Dec. 238 p.m.
San Diego, CA
TCU 17, Boise St. 16
ESPN
Sheraton Hawaii
Dec. 248 p.m.
Honolulu, HI
Notre Dame 49, Hawaii 21
ESPN
Motor City
Dec. 267:30 p.m.
Detroit, MI
Florida Atlantic 24, Central Michigan 21
ESPN
Meineke Car Care
Dec. 271 p.m.
Charlotte, NC
West Va. 31, UNC 30
ESPN
Champs Sports
Dec. 274:30 p.m.
Orlando, FL
Florida St. 42, Wisconsin 13
ESPN
Emerald
Dec. 278 p.m.
San Francisco, CA
California 24, Miami (Fla.) 17
ESPN
Independence
Dec. 288:15 p.m.
Shreveport, LA
Louisiana Tech 17, N. Illinois 10
ESPN
Papajohns.com
Dec. 293 p.m.
Birmingham, AL
Rutgers vs. N.C. State
ESPN
Valero Alamo
Dec. 298 p.m.
San Antonio, TX
Northwestern vs. Missouri
ESPN
Roady's Humanitarian
Dec. 304:30 p.m.
Boise, ID
Maryland vs. Nevada
ESPN
Texas
Dec. 308 p.m.
Houston, TX
Rice vs. Western Michigan
NFL
Pacific Life Holiday
Dec. 308 p.m.
San Diego, CA
Oregon vs. Oklahoma State
ESPN
Bell Helicopter Armed Forces
Dec. 3112 p.m.
Fort Worth, TX
Air Force vs. Houston
ESPN
Brut Sun
Dec. 312 p.m.
El Paso, TX
Oregon State vs. Pittsburgh
CBS
Gaylord Hotels Music City
Dec. 313:30 p.m.
Nashville, TN
Vanderbilt vs. Boston College
ESPN
Insight
Dec. 315:30 p.m.
Tempe, Ariz.
Kansas vs. Minnesota
NFL
Chick-fil-A
Dec. 317:30 p.m.
Atlanta, GA
LSU vs. Georgia Tech
ESPN
Outback
Jan. 111 a.m.
Tampa, FL
Iowa vs. South Carolina
ESPN
Capital One
Jan. 11 p.m.
Orlando, FL
Georgia vs. Michigan State
ABC
Konica Minolta Gator
Jan. 11 p.m.
Jacksonville, FL
Nebraska vs. Clemson
CBS
Rose presented by Citi
Jan. 14:30 p.m.
Pasadena, CA
Penn State vs. USC
ABC
FedEx Orange
Jan. 18:30 p.m.
Miami, FL
Virginia Tech vs. Cincinnati
FOX
AT&T Cotton
Jan. 22 p.m.
Dallas, TX
Texas Tech vs. Ole Miss
FOX
AutoZone Liberty
Jan. 25 p.m.
Memphis, TN
East Carolina vs. Kentucky
ESPN
Allstate Sugar
Jan. 28 p.m.
New Orleans, LA
Utah vs. Alabama
FOX
International
Jan. 312 p.m.
Toronto, Canada
Connecticut vs. Buffalo
ESPN2
Tostitos Fiesta
Jan. 58 p.m.
Glendale, AZ
Texas vs. Ohio State
FOX
GMAC
Jan. 68 p.m.
Mobile, AL
Tulsa vs. Ball State
ESPN
FedEx BCS National Championship
Jan. 88 p.m.
Miami, FL
Oklahoma vs. Florida
FOX

ESPECIALLY THE CHICK-FIL-A BOWL!!!

UPDATE: Thanks to my newest advertiser, Ford--I think somebody at the Ad Sense headquarters read this post and got embarassed and finally decided to advertise on an American blog.

And for the record, I drive a Ford Focus. Superior handling capability, and a roomy enough cabin for a small adult, his companion-dachshund, Maddy, and his entourage of junk.

Why, just last week I emptied out dozens of Vitamin Water bottles from my front seats. I have another dozen Vitamin Waters in my trunk (yet to be consumed), courtesy of my sister. I love the refreshing flavor of Revive (tm) and, to a lesser extent,

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