Luckily, I may live in Iowa's most liberal neighborhood

...because even in most blue states, a sign like the one I posted to my door for trick-or-treaters might very well get me "egged":



Luckily, the four-square-block radius surrounding my house is full of Volvo democrats yearning to be overtaxed (seriously) and struggling writers yearning to be subsidized.

There are socialists EVERYWHERE!



and



In fact, this all reminds me so much of this: